Lisa + Madison
What is your full name and date of birth?
Madison: My name is Madison Monster Wigglesworth...but for some reason my mom calls me all sorts of other things, like:
My birthday is every day!!!! Oh wait...nevermind. I just looked it up and apparently it's November 9, 2007.
How long have you been competing in agility?
Madison: I've been doing those jumps and tunnels and stuff for like 35 (dog) years...but am I competing out there? I thought I was just hanging out with Mom...maybe I should think about actually running...
What is your favorite obstacle and why?
Madison: Not tires...not dog walks...not teeters...treats! Are treats an obstacle? If not, I guess jumps and tunnels...
What other sports do you play?
Madison: I LOVE other sports!
-Bite the pants
-Bark at the kids
-Bark at the bikes
-Bark at the UPS man
-Bark at the vacuum
-Bite the vacuum
-Bark at whatever Riggs is barking at
What other hobbies do you have?
Find the most uncomfortable spot to lay on my dad and laying there...for a long time.
Madison: Purple rhino...or purple squirrel or orange ball. All tied for my favorite color.
Car rides….yes or no?
Madison: Sure! But only if I can drive (or at least sit right under the steering wheel).
Do you have siblings? Do you get along?
Madison: Riggs. He's dumb. Next question.
What does your mom/dad say the most to you when on the agility field? When at home?
Madison: They lie and tell me there are lizards everywhere. Must. Hunt. Lizards...
Do you sleep in bed with your family?
Madison: Of course. Why would I sleep in bed with another dog's family? That would be weird.
What’s your favorite food?
Madison: Lizards. Or bully sticks, but only if I can switch halfway through and have Riggs'.
What’s the coolest trick you know?
Madison: Spin left or right, although my mom doesn't even get those right very often.
Velcro or independent?
Madison: If I let my mom get more than 1 foot away from me, she's probably run out of the ring!
Belly rubs, ear rubs or butt rubs – which is your favorite?
What are your agility accomplishments?
Madison: Not running away.
I've also won like 1,000 first place ribbons. Mom said something about me being the only dog in my height class usually, but I think everyone is just afraid of me.
Squirrels or birds?
What does your mom and dad do that you like most?
Madison: They let me take them for a walk at the beach!
How would you describe your perfect day?
Madison: I wake up! So today is a perfect day!
If you had a job, what would it be?
Madison: Lizard chaser. Or neuro-surgeon. Either one is good.
"Ya gotta be the lizard to think like a lizard"